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Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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