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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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