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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce


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