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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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