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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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