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Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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