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The market is always right. - Unknown

Solutions are not the answer. - Richard Nixon

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

When the product is right, you don't have to be a great marketer. - Lee Iacocca

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Being a critic is easy. Complaining is easy. If you want to make a difference - find a solution. - Unknown

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell


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