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Dour Solutions thanks to Howard Chapman

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Solutions are not the answer. - Richard Nixon

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

When the product is right, you don't have to be a great marketer. - Lee Iacocca

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Do you have a product or service that people want? If you don't have that, nothing else matters. - Noah Kagan

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

The shortest distance between our problems and their solutions is the distance between our knees and the floor. - Charles Stanley

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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