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Dour Solutions

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Dour Solutions thanks to Howard Chapman

A sign of marketing gone wrong

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It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Calculator: A product you can count on - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

The highest standard of living - the grossest national product. - Archie Bunker

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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Wrench Wheel

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