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The market is always right. - Unknown

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

The gene-spliced product is safer by far than the natural one. - David N Leff

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

Do you have a product or service that people want? If you don't have that, nothing else matters. - Noah Kagan

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted. - William R Inge

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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