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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Please don't draw me no diaphrams. - Archie Bunker

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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