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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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