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Drinking Friends

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Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes


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