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Drinking Friends

Creative solutions to today's water shortage

Drinking Friends thanks to Gwen Laxton

Home survival means going 'back' to the basics

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He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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