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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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