Drinking Friends

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown