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He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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