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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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