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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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