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A satellite has no conscience. - Edward R Murrow

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Inside myself is a place where I live all alone. That's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S Buck

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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