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Dry Satellite

Bubba found a way to get a clearer TV signal

Dry Satellite thanks to Cathy Young

If only the eavestroughs didn't leak so much...

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A satellite has no conscience. - Edward R Murrow

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey


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