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Duct Tape Road

When there's not enough money to fix it properly

Duct Tape Road thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Is it the neighbour's fault?

Sticking to Bubba's cheap road repair equipment

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Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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