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Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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