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Friends renewing old traditions in Volendam, Holland

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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa


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