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Friends renewing old traditions in Volendam, Holland

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe


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Model T Snowmobile

Skinny Puddy Tat

Redneck Cocktail

Drug Dog Search

Vice Grip Handles

Nouveau Riche

Triple Bypass Burger

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Indian Fish Pond

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