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Easter Sepulcher

Diorama depiction of Jesus' tomb

Easter Sepulcher thanks to Rita Ewert

Remembering Christ's Death and Resurrection

Easter Sepulcher thanks to Rita Ewert

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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