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Easter Sepulcher

Diorama depiction of Jesus' tomb

Easter Sepulcher thanks to Rita Ewert

Remembering Christ's Death and Resurrection

Easter Sepulcher thanks to Rita Ewert

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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