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Easter Sepulcher

Diorama depiction of Jesus' tomb

Easter Sepulcher thanks to Rita Ewert

Remembering Christ's Death and Resurrection

Easter Sepulcher thanks to Rita Ewert

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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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