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Eastwooding

When a chair becomes the only prop that will listen to you

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

The folding Eastwooding chair for one-on-none political campaigns

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When Hollywood stars look for the right Proportunity

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Eastwooding thanks to Jim Serritella

Hey chair, get off my lawn

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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