QuotaBillsReform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing
The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega
A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus