'Eat All You Want' Cafe

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega