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'Eat All You Want' Cafe

Choosing between a Diet Buffet and a Diet Smorgasbord

'Eat All You Want' Cafe thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Our food contains no calories until you eat it

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I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers


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