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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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