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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The processes of growth are gradual, bearing fruit in a decade, not a day. - John F Kennedy

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich


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