Egg Hatch Breakfast
What happens if you don't eat your breakfast eggs
Cracking open an eggsellent meal
QuotaBillsHatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell