QuotaBillsWhisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
Cackle: The commercial announcement of a hen. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown
Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray
Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown