QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb
I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall
With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown
There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill
A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not sore is worse. - American Proverb
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord
Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter
If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley
Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton
Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger
Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer
A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it,
but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo
Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan
The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides