QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett
The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie
That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill
There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard
If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley
Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks
A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris
I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness
Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard
The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it,
but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan