Electrical Box Extension

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill

A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not sore is worse. - American Proverb

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides