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Exciting Spring

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Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Wet your plants do the talking!

Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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