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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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