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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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