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How to avoid parking lot door dents

Eye Testing In Progress thanks to Wayne Nowazek

But how do you get in and out of the car?

Vision Center with tight guidelines

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

A vision without a task makes a visionary.
A task without a vision is drudgery.
A vision with a task makes a missionary. - Samuel Chadwick

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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