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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs


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