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Family Exercise

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Family Exercise thanks to Mike King

Setting a fitness example for the whole family

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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