Family Hands

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas