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Family Hands

What a hand-some family you have!

Family Hands thanks to Mike King

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A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

My favourite quotation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit. - Spike Milligan

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day. - Brendan Francis

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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