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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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