Family Tree

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer