QuotaBillsA happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump
Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker
Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck
Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith
It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage
Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey
The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey