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Faulty GPS

Does your GPS advise head-on collisions?

Faulty GPS thanks to Howard Chapman

When you might want to disregard your GPS

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Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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