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Fedorable Platypuses

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Fedorable Platypuses thanks to Keith Blake

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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