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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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