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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


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