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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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