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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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