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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Bowling: Marbles for grown-ups. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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