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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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