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Feel-Good Story of the Year

An incredible story of luck and inspiration!

Feel-Good Story of the Year thanks to Mike King

Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in the lottery and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.

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A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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