QuotaBillsInsomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart
Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close
Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler
I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel
Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar
I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck
The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman
I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn
Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy
Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver
When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com