QuotaBillsInsomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart
Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel
If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller
Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg
When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier
Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell
You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch
Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell
Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer