QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West
Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson
Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot
Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas