Fire Truck Sinkhole

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas