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First Driving Lesson

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There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

But the ultimate lesson is just sit down and write. - Wole Soyinka

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is "never try." - Homer Simpson

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis


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