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Fish Flops

Designer beachwear for a fishing vacation

Fish Flops thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sandals not welcome at Sandals resorts

Evening sandals for a walk along, or in the beach
For pianists who want to slip into their scales
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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Mandals: Sandals for men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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