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Fish Flops

Designer beachwear for a fishing vacation

Fish Flops thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sandals not welcome at Sandals resorts

Evening sandals for a walk along, or in the beach
For pianists who want to slip into their scales
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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Punk was defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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