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Flight of the Ladybug

Riding the seeds of opportunity

Flight of the Ladybug thanks to Mike King

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

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I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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