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Floor Lighting

Avoiding house obstacles in the dark

Floor Lighting thanks to Roy Taylor

Low-lights for late night seniors

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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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