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Floor Lighting

Avoiding house obstacles in the dark

Floor Lighting thanks to Roy Taylor

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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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