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Floor Lighting

Avoiding house obstacles in the dark

Floor Lighting thanks to Roy Taylor

Low-lights for late night seniors

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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