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Flower Pot Children thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Flower Pot Children thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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