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Folding Bike

Compact cycling for quick getaways

Folding Bike thanks to Wayne Nowazek

From bicycle to unicycle

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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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