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Food Bank Closure thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A Church that has forgotten its priorities

Jesus came for the poor, not the rich
Deut. 15:7    Prov. 22:9    Luke 4:17-18    Luke 14:12-14

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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