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Food Bank Closure

Church for the rich of mind

Food Bank Closure thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A Church that has forgotten its priorities

Jesus came for the poor, not the rich
Deut. 15:7    Prov. 22:9    Luke 4:17-18    Luke 14:12-14

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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