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Food Bank Closure

Church for the rich of mind

Food Bank Closure thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A Church that has forgotten its priorities

Jesus came for the poor, not the rich
Deut. 15:7    Prov. 22:9    Luke 4:17-18    Luke 14:12-14

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself and how little I deserve it. - W S Gilbert

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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