QuotaBillsSpoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
The state of Washington calls tips 'wages.' - Tom Douglas
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie