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European freeze leaves drivers snowbound

Found It! thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How people in The Netherlands take a good dump

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

I place an enormous premium on loyalty. If someone betrays me, I can forgive them raionally, but emotionally I have found it impossible to do so. - Richard E Grant

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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