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Found The Food

When soothers and bottled milk just aren't enough

Found The Food thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nothing is impossible for Little Johnny

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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