QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon
There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb
Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby
I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds