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Found The Food

When soothers and bottled milk just aren't enough

Found The Food thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nothing is impossible for Little Johnny

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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