Found The Food

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell