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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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