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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth


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