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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush


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