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Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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