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Freedom At Last

A chick's pregnancy due date calculator

Freedom At Last thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Counting down the days

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You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The best part of our lives we pass in counting on what is to come. - William Hazlitt

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


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