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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

URL: What you don't want the doc to say at your yearly exam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

What is truly revolutionary about molecular biology in the post-Watson-Crick era is that it has become digital - the machine code of the genes is uncannily computer-like. - Richard Dawkins

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash


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