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The Doctor told Sven to get lots of fresh air

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He's plugged into the currant bush...
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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

DNA is nature's own nanoengineered computer and it is well suited for solving cominatorial problems. Combining attributes is, after all, the essence of genetics. - Ray Kurzeil

What is truly revolutionary about molecular biology in the post-Watson-Crick era is that it has become digital - the machine code of the genes is uncannily computer-like. - Richard Dawkins

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno


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