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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

People have to see that there is a high degree of complexity about belonging to a gang. It's a symptom, not a problem. - Greg Boyle

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school - my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program. - Mark Zuckerberg

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley


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