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QuotaBillsTests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter
Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll
Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes
If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun
University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps
We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott
Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
People have to see that there is a high degree of complexity about belonging to a gang. It's a symptom, not a problem. - Greg Boyle
Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien
Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele
All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school - my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program. - Mark Zuckerberg
To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett
As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet
I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain
I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley