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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Trespassers prosecuted - please shut the gate. - Unknown

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cut Rates: What surgeons charge their patients. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

You think the Welsh are friendly, but the Irish are fabulous. - Bonnie Tyler

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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