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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

You think the Welsh are friendly, but the Irish are fabulous. - Bonnie Tyler

If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? - Alan King

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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