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Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

Upper Hand: Something not found in a friendly handshake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

You think the Welsh are friendly, but the Irish are fabulous. - Bonnie Tyler

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Betrayal always comes wrapped up in a friendly cloak. It's one of the first things I learned in the Senate. - Kevin Hearne

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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