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Frozen Apple Blossoms

Growing winter fruit in the Moist West Territories

Frozen Apple Blossoms thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Frozen Apple Blossoms thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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