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Frozen Apple Blossoms

Growing winter fruit in the Moist West Territories

Frozen Apple Blossoms thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Frozen Apple Blossoms thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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