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Frozen Parking Spot

When it might be a good time for global warming

Frozen Parking Spot thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Thawing relationships in the parking lot

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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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