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Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. - Wayne Dyer

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different. - Peter F Drucker

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius


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