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I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

I am glad I will not be young in a future without wilderness. - Aldo Leopold

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different. - Peter F Drucker

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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