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Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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