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Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes


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