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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie


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