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History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

Those of us who know the most are the gloomiest about the future. - Bertrand Russell

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes


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