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The future is a great land. - Unknown

Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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