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History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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