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Passing by a good relationship

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Making a pass on the football field

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

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e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

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