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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison


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