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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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