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I have an unfortunate personality. - Orson Welles

I discourage a cult of personality. - Newt Gingrich

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you! - Isadora Duncan

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? - Mary Oliver

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Don't make your voice loud to make others listen to you. Make your personality so loud that others beg to listen to you. - Unknown

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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