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I have an unfortunate personality. - Orson Welles

Wild hornets couldn't drag me there. - Archie Bunker

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you! - Isadora Duncan

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? - Mary Oliver

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Only those who respect the personality of others can be of real use to them. - Albert Schweitzer

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Don't make your voice loud to make others listen to you. Make your personality so loud that others beg to listen to you. - Unknown

On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: the expert is the one who is still alive. - Donal Henahan

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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