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There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you! - Isadora Duncan

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? - Mary Oliver

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Only those who respect the personality of others can be of real use to them. - Albert Schweitzer

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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