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Genuine Fake Shoes

How to spot an imitation product when you really see one

Genuine Fake Shoes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When only the fakest will do!

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

When everything gets answered, it's fake. - Sean Penn

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler


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