Genuine Fake Shoes

Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier