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Goat Trick

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Goat Trick thanks to Barry McCartney

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When in doubt, win the trick. - Edmond Hoyle

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

True audacity is the trick of knowing how far you can go in going too far. - Jean Cocteau

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson


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