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Going Out On A Limb

Skydiver breaks sound barrier

On October 14, 2012, 43 year old Austrian Felix Baumgartner jumped from an ultra-thin helium balloon at an altitude of 128,100 feet above the Earth, landing 10 minutes later in a New Mexico desert. He shattered the sound barrier while making the highest jump ever, reaching a speed of Mach 1.24 (or 1,342 km/h).
Going Out On A Limb thanks to Keith Blake

One gigantic fall for mankind

First person to reach supersonic speed without travelling in a jet or a spacecraft

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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Landmark: Imprint made by unsuccessful skydiver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


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