Goose Doors

Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller