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Goose Doors

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Goose Doors thanks to Keith Blake

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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton

Goose Pimples: Duck acne - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller


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