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Goose Doors

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All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton

Goose Pimples: Duck acne - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Monarchy: Used to open doors in a Royal Palace. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door. - Michael Ondaatje

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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